they should invent
a treadmill
with a laptop built in
and unless you were walking, the internet wouldn’t work
like you had to be walking on it, you can’t just trick it and stand on the sides
i would lose so much weight
and like if you wanted to download something you had to run
and the faster you ran, the faster it downloaded
I’d be the skinniest bitch in this world.
This is the best idea ever.
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I think it’s so weird that this music video made people feel emotional because every time I watch it I just laugh. I mean, C’MON. RUPERT PLEASE.
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Break-Up Lines
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Best bros: they take each other’s side and share a bag of blueberries.
I love that Tony offers Bruce a blueberry when he agrees with him.
I love that he’s known him for an hour and is already practicing positive reinforcement.
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5th grade
- friend: spell ICUP
- me: I-C-U-P
- everyone: OHH HE GOT YOU SO BAD OH MY GOD BURN WOW OH GOSH MY STOMACH HURTS FROM LAUGHING SO HARD THAT WAS SO GOOD
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This is one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard.
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Photo by Christaan Felber
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SEEMS LEGIT.
Well, when you go through an abstinence only program…
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